The Unorganized Township of Bootstuck
The Unorganized Township of Bootstuck is a documentary-style audio descent into a place that shouldn't exist—but very much insists that it does.
Once a forgotten military outpost in the depths of Northern Ontario, Bootstuck has taken on a life of its own. Discovered only through a pile of mislabeled cassette tapes at a Sudbury garage sale, the story of Bootstuck slowly unravels through scattered interviews, cryptic clues, and increasingly bizarre residents. The deeper you listen, the more you realize — this isn't just a town. It's a puzzle. And somewhere in that puzzle?
A plane crash that changed everything.
Somewhere between folklore, found audio, and fever dream, Bootstuck blurs the line between documentary and delusion—offering listeners a place to get lost in, over and over again.
The Unorganized Township of Bootstuck
TAPE 79 - Bootstuck Solves the Bermuda Triangle
Use Left/Right to seek, Home/End to jump to start or end. Hold shift to jump forward or backward.
Bootstuck tackles two of history's greatest mysteries: the Bermuda Triangle and quicksand—and somehow leaves everyone even more confused. What starts as a discussion about disappearing ships quickly turns into a debate over geometric shapes, square dancing, and whether the safest solution is simply to build your own triangle and tell people to stay away.
When the conversation drifts to helicopters and Black Hawk Down, the residents abandon science altogether in favor of an impromptu dance lesson that ends exactly as you'd expect: with Don injuring himself and absolutely nothing being learned.
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